Lyrics

Words & Music by William F. Cooper
Originally Written 1970
Copyrighted 2011

Screaming Yellow Zonkers

1. Verse:

HAVE YOUR-SELF A SCREAMING YELLOW ZONKER TODAY. SET YOURSELF DOWN OF CORNFLAKE ANYWAY.

Chorus: 1.

THOSE YELLOW ZONKERS THEY TASTE GOOD. THEY TASTE EXACTLY LIKE THEY SHOULD. YOU KNOW I EAT EM’ EVERYDAY. THEY MAKE FEEL LIKE APRIL, JUNE AND MAY.

2. Verse:

JUST CAUSE’ I’M A BIG MOVIE STAR DIRECTOR. DOESN’T MEAN I’M A COMUNIST DEFECTOR.

Chorus: 2.

I CAN SEE THAT YOU’LL DO FINE. I CAN SEE YOU’RE IN YOUR PRIME. COME ON ALONG SIGN ON THE DOTTED LINE. WELL NOW A BABY YOU’RE REALLY MINE.

3. Verse:

STICK WITH ME BABY YOU’LL GO REAL FAR. GONNA MAKE YA A MOTION PICTURE MOVIE STAR.

Chorus: 2. (REPEAT.)

4. Verse: (REPEAT BEGINNING VERSE & CHORUS.)

HAVE YOUR-SELF A SCREAMING YELLOW ZONKER TODAY. SET YOURSELF DOWN OF CORNFLAKE ANYWAY.

Chorus: 1.
THOSE YELLOW ZONKERS THEY TASTE GOOD. THEY TASTE EXACTLY LIKE THEY SHOULD. YOU KNOW
I EAT EM’ EVERYDAY. THEY MAKE FEEL LIKE APRIL, JUNE AND MAY.

HAVE YOUR-SELF A SCREAMING YELLOW ZONKER TODAY. UH - HUH.